Maybe this is only funny if you're sleep deprived. But then you have to be a huge nerd too:
Resident: "Dude, I think being on vecuronium sucks."
Intern: "Nah, man, I think it rocks."
*cue general hilarity*
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Nathan
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Without faith, without poetry, without music, medicine is pointless, for why save a life which is not special, and why dedicate so much effort to a cosmic accident? It would be worse than pointless, it would be cruel.
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6 comments:
LOL! (But why is your patient on vecuronium?)
Just a touch, to aid in intubating her. So people just have no idea what's good for them.
my medical motto is: do anything you need to; just give me versed.
love that stuff!
(in a thoroughly law-abiding way, of course.)
sounds like vecuronium is similar?
tmu
It is actually a paralytic, where versed is an anxiolytic and amnestic.
such a joke! thanks. nice blog you have
hahaha. guess i'm a true med dork then, to have appreciated that joke all too much. :)
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