Saturday, November 18, 2006


Some random things that have made me laugh recently.

One of my residents is given to rather odd, often vulgar, but usually hilarious phrases. Some of his latest gems include:

"They" and "them" are spirits of darkness. When someone tells you "they" all do it, run the other way.

Don't give him heparin, ambulate the motherf@#%&r.

Giving this guy predisone is Kosher as Christmas.

Overheard in the waiting room, from a very obviously newly married couple:

"Kix? You put sugar on your Kix?! I thought I knew you!"


Anonymous said...

the other day I heard an internist yell at a resident: "did you not realize he looked like an elephant, get the man some compression stockings"

Nathan said...

Haha! Awesome. A bit heartless though...